I have a favorite drunkard. He was an athlete -- a professional wrestler in fact -- but he was also a gifted entertainer and a true artist. His parents named him Andre Rene Rousimoff, but we knew him as The Eighth Wonder of the World, Andre the Giant.

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What colleges are really like that have to advertise.

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A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gasoline into an imaginary vehicle. He has marijuana and exstasy on him at the time of his arrest.

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That elephant is more talented that me!

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A dozen riders on an Arkansas roller coaster spent half an hour hanging upside down -- 150 feet above the ground -- after a power outage shut down the attraction.

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Five years after settling in southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the militant Islamist organization Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station.

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A bride-to-be who wanted to get out of a date with a man she met on a phone chat line sent officers on a wild chase when she faked her abduction, police said.

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All of the other planets, used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Pluto, play in any planet games...

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One more useless cat...

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

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